From the blog of Edward Champion (Return of the Reluctant), which I’ve always read, but now am reading with even more intense interest.
1. Have you ever been searched by the cops?
Nope.
2. Do you close your eyes on roller coasters?
For a minute here or there. I used to love them, by the way, but last summer, I realized something had changed, and my stomach wasn’t up for it. Yet I still love log flume type rides. Go figure.
3. When’s the last time you’ve been sledding?
This past winter, in Patterson Park, which will make just about anyone optimistic about the human condition and/or immigration. On a snowy day, diverse populations converge on Patterson Park in a way they seldom do in Baltimore. Yuppie homesteaders, South American immigrants, kids from the poor neighborhoods just blocks away.
4. Would you rather sleep with someone else, or alone?
I’d rather sleep with someone I love, but I sleep more soundly when I’m alone.
5. Do you believe in ghosts?
I believe I don’t have all the answers, so why not?
6. Do you consider yourself creative?
Yes, but then it occurs to me that I can’t come up with a more clever answer than that, so maybe not.
7. Do you think O.J. killed his wife?
I don’t know. But I do know that women are more likely to die at the hands of someone known to them than someone unknown. So if you ask me which is more likely — that O.J. killed his wife, or that the LAPD concocted a conspiracy to frame O.J., I think it’s the former.
8. Jennifer Aniston or Angelina Jolie?
I need more. As a role model? As Brad Pitt’s wife? As a goodwill ambassador? Movie star? BFF?
9. Do you stay friends with your ex’s?
Rarely.
10. Do you know how to play poker?
Sorta, but I wouldn’t be any good at it, so why bother?
11. Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight?
I think my record is 20 hours.
12. What’s your favorite commercial?
The Diet Pepsi one with the baseball player who came home, and his dear old dad was waiting at the train station. I still cry thinking about it.
13. What are you allergic to?
Ragweed.
14. If you’re driving in the middle of the night, and no one is around do you run red lights?
I don’t necessarily wait until the middle of the night.
15. Do you have a secret that no one knows but you?
Yes.
16. Boston Red Sox or New York Yankees?
The Yankees, because I loathe teams that romanticize their failings. That means you, too, Cubs fans.
17. Have you ever been Ice Skating?
Many times. I also once fell through the ice and almost drowned.
18. How often do you remember your dreams?
Seventy percent of the time.
19. When was the last time you laughed so hard you cried?
I’m not sure, but I almost certainly was with my college roommates.
20. Can you name 5 songs by The Beatles?
Easily.
21. What’s the one thing on your mind now?
Those best of the Beatles albums, one in red, the other in blue.
22. Do you know who Ghetto-ass Barbie is?
I know she’s not an official Barbie. I also know that Bratz dolls are kicking Barbie’s ass.
23. Do you always wear your seat belt?
Always.
24. What cell service do you use?
No idea. Someone else pays for it, so he can tell me when he’s going to be late.
25. Do you like Sushi?
Yes.
26. Have you ever narrowly avoided a fatal accident?
Yes.
27. What do you wear to bed?
Depends, but always something.
28. Been caught stealing?
Sort of.
29. What shoe size do you have?
9.5 And I am baffled why anyone would buy shoes too small.
30. Do you truly hate anyone?
Yes, but it changes day by day.
31. Classic Rock or Rap?
Both. In fact, I can’t think of a musical genre I don’t like.
32. If you could sleep with one famous person, who would it be?
Someone discreet.
33. Favorite Song?
Today: It Always Happens to Me, as sung by Chet Baker. Tomorrow, something else.
34. Have you ever sang in front of the mirror?
Sure. I’ve also sung.
35. What food do you find disgusting?
Octopus with suckers.
36. Do you sing in the shower?
Yes I have sung in the shower.
37. Did you ever play, “I’ll show you mine, if you show me yours”?
Nope, but I know a boy who would whip it out for no reason. No quid pro quo, no “playing doctor.” I rather admired his openess.
38. Have you ever made fun of your friends behind their back?
Actually . . . no. If you’re my friend, I love you. I might say something behind your back that I’d never say to your face, but it would be sorrowful and muted, information that I was withholding because it’s hurtful. Why would you be friends with someone you want to mock?
39. Have you ever stood up for someone you hardly knew?
Yes, but not often enough.
40. Have you ever been punched in the face?
No, but I took one in the stomach in the Billy Goat Tavern, and the guy was thrown out at Mike Royko’s insistence.
1. Have you ever been searched by the cops?
Does Customs count?
2. Do you close your eyes on roller coasters?
No, but I won’t put up my hands. I also don’t scream on roller coasters. I clench my teeth.
3. When was the last time you’ve been sledding?
I always end up going at least once every year. I’ve also found myself sledding without my clothes more times than I like to admit.
4. Would you rather sleep with someone else, or alone?
I’d rather sleep with someone but I sleep better alone.
5. Do you believe in ghosts?
Yes. Sort of.
6. Do you consider yourself creative?
The question is, do other people consider me creative?
7. Do you think O.J. killed his wife?
Oh yeah.
8. Jennifer Aniston or Angelina Jolie?
Jennifer Aniston. The only I ever liked Jolie in was Tomb Raider.
9. Do you stay friends with your ex’s?
Yeah. Despite advice to the contrary.
10. Do you know how to play poker?
Yes. Lots and lots of variations too.
11. Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight?
Now I think I should try.
12. What’s your favorite commercial?
Anything with that damn Gecko.
13. What are you allergic to?
Spring.
14. If you’re driving in the middle of the night, and no one is around do you run red lights?
Yes. Especially in Detroit, I think it’s actually recommended.
15. Do you have a secret that no one knows but you?
Yes.
16. Boston Red Sox or New York Yankees?
Detroit Tigers. They’re kicking ass right now.
17. Have you ever been Ice Skating?
Yes. It’s exhausting but I like holding hands.
18. How often do you remember your dreams?
More often lately.
19. When was the last time you laughed so hard you cried?
I don’t think I ever have. I know I frequently break out laughing while crying.
20. Can you name 5 songs by The Beatles?
Now? Should I list them?
21. What’s the one thing on your mind now?
Sex. Come one. Should I lie?
22. Do you know who Ghetto-ass Barbie is?
Nope.
23. Do you always wear your seat belt?
Mostly.
24. What cell service do you use?
Cingular
25. Do you like Sushi?
It taste like bait.
26. Have you ever narrowly avoided a fatal accident?
No.
27. What do you wear to bed?
Boxers. Can’t stand shirst or socks in bed.
28. Been caught stealing?
Yes.
29. What shoe size do you have?
9.5-10 depends on the shoe.
30. Do you truly hate anyone?
No one real.
31. Classic Rock or Rap?
Both, with limits.
32. If you could sleep with one famous person, who would it be?
Selma Blair.
33. Favorite Song?
Your Song by Elton John sung by Ewan McGregor in Mulan Rouge.
34. Have you ever sang in front of the mirror?
Mine. Other people’s. Public restrooms. Yeah.
35. What food do you find disgusting?
Anything slimy.
36. Do you sing in the shower?
Not really.
37. Did you ever play, I’ll show you mine, if you show me yours?
Yes. But in a way you’d NEVER suspect of me.
38. Have you ever made fun of your friends behind their back?
No way. I like to do it to their face.
39. Have you ever stood up for someone you hardly knew?
Yes.
40. Have you ever been punched in the face?
Yes, once by a hockey puck and once by a swimming pool.
I just took 20 minutes answering this ( I don’t type fast) and went to post it and it didn’t take it!
Greeting from the blazing hot desert at Thrillerfest!
Oh, Laura, there are so many of those answers that I want more information on. But the Billy Goat Tavern just begs for the rest of the story.
Limited answers
OJ killed his wife- absolutely
Classic Rock
Allergic to shellfish- but as a vegetarian for 10 years- it doesn’t matter
“sleep with a famous person”?- Hugh Jackman and/or Josh Holloway(I don’t want to be greedy) but I hope by sleep- something else is meant
Yes, Octopus with auckers- so gross – I agree!
1. Have you ever been searched by the cops?
Not yet.
2. Do you close your eyes on roller coasters?
I don’t like roller coasters except the kiddie ones.
3. When�s the last time you�ve been sledding?
When I was growing up, next to our school, Our Lady of Fatima, there’s a natural bowl type landscape and it was the best sledding ever.
4. Would you rather sleep with someone else, or alone?
With someone, but once I go to sleep, it really doesn’t matter
5. Do you believe in ghosts?
I believe that the ones I’ve lost stay around me. But I don’t think about random spirits.
6. Do you consider yourself creative?
I used to until I realized I’m not.
7. Do you think O.J. killed his wife?
I thought the circumstantial evedence was there.Guess we’ll never know for sure.
8. Jennifer Aniston or Angelina Jolie?
As well as I know them, both.
9. Do you stay friends with your ex�s?
You are kidding right????????
10. Do you know how to play poker?
I do, but I’m not very good at it.
11. Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight?
36 hours and it’s not fun.
12. What�s your favorite commercial?
The one with the cowboys herding cats that was played during the Super Bowl a couple of years ago. In my opinion they never topped that one.
13. What are you allergic to?
Hardwood trees and summer grasses.
14. If you�re driving in the middle of the night, and no one is around do you run red lights?
Of course!
15. Do you have a secret that no one knows but you?
Yes.
16. Boston Red Sox or New York Yankees?
Does it have to be a choice between those two? they are both beating the crap out of the Orioles.
17. Have you ever been Ice Skating?
Many times. At Patterson Park and Memmorial stadium.
18. How often do you remember your dreams?
Hardly ever…told you I wasn’t creative.
19. When was the last time you laughed so hard you cried?
Almost everytime I’m with my children one of us will do something so dumb we fall on the floor laughing and cry.
20. Can you name 5 songs by The Beatles?
I can and probably can tell you the album it’s from.
21. What�s the one thing on your mind now?
Laughing with my kids.
22. Do you know who Ghetto-ass Barbie is?
I don’t but I’m sure my daughter Bianca does.
23. Do you always wear your seat belt?
Always.
24. What cell service do you use?
Cingular
25. Do you like Sushi?
No
26. Have you ever narrowly avoided a fatal accident?
Yes.
27. What do you wear to bed?
A smile
28. Been caught stealing?
No
29. What shoe size do you have?
7 1/2 or 8
30. Do you truly hate anyone?
Yes, but they deserve it.
31. Classic Rock or Rap?
Classic Rock
32. If you could sleep with one famous person, who would it be?
Just for giggles..Al Pacino
33. Favorite Song?
Don’t have just one. At Last, by Etta James is one of them.
34. Have you ever sang in front of the mirror?
I sing anywhere I can.
35. What food do you find disgusting?
Tripe
36. Do you sing in the shower?
Not since I moved into a townhouse I have mercy on my neighbors!
37. Did you ever play, �I�ll show you mine, if you show me yours�?
Yes, I really thought everybody did….eek they didn’t?
38. Have you ever made fun of your friends behind their back?
Not really.
39. Have you ever stood up for someone you hardly knew?
Yes, many times.
40. Have you ever been punched in the face?
No, but I’ve had someone spit in my face. ( see 9 & 30 above)
1. Have you ever been searched by the cops?
No
2. Do you close your eyes on roller coasters?
I rode a roller coaster once as a child, didn’t close my eyes, was scared out of my mind and haven’t been on one since.
3. When was the last time you’ve been sledding? Never
4. Would you rather sleep with someone else, or alone?
Alone.
5. Do you believe in ghosts?
No
6. Do you consider yourself creative?
Yes.
7. Do you think O.J. killed his wife?
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
8. Jennifer Aniston or Angelina Jolie?
Jennifer Aniston
9. Do you stay friends with your ex’s?
No.
10. Do you know how to play poker?
No
11. Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight?
No
12. What’s your favorite commercial?
Too many to name. There are great ones showing up every week.
13. What are you allergic to?
Ragweed.
14. If you’re driving in the middle of the night, and no one is around do you run red lights?
No. I’m black. A cop may be lurching in the shadows.
15. Do you have a secret that no one knows but you?
Yes.
16. Boston Red Sox or New York Yankees?
These are baseball teams, right?
17. Have you ever been Ice Skating?
Yes. Before knee surgery and I kept falling. Would like to try it again.
18. How often do you remember your dreams?
Sometimes.
19. When was the last time you laughed so hard you cried?
I’m not sure, but I know that it has happened.
20. Can you name 5 songs by The Beatles?
Yes.
21. What’s the one thing on your mind now?
If the pain in my right hip flexor area is related to a serious medical condition perhaps connected to some undiagnosed brain trauma or disease or if I just overstretched it at the gym on Thursday.
22. Do you know who Ghetto-ass Barbie is?
No, but I would be wiling to guess it’s the line of Bratz dolls.
23. Do you always wear your seat belt?
Always.
24. What cell service do you use?
Cingular
25. Do you like Sushi?
No.
26. Have you ever narrowly avoided a fatal accident?
Yes.
27. What do you wear to bed?
Shorts and a camisole.
28. Been caught stealing?
No.
29. What shoe size do you have?
7 but sometimes a 6 1/2 since I lost weight.
30. Do you truly hate anyone?
Hate, yes. Truly makes it too serious.
31. Classic Rock or Rap?
Anything but gospel or country
32. If you could sleep with one famous person, who would it be?
Too afraid of catching something unsavory.
33. Favorite Song?
Changes daily.
34. Have you ever sang in front of the mirror?
Of course.
35. What food do you find disgusting?
Okra. Oysters. Brussel sprouts.
36. Do you sing in the shower?
Once in a while. Mostly I like the quiet sound of water falling.
37. Did you ever play, I’ll show you mine, if you show me yours?
No. My parents literally put the fear of God in us kids that stuff like that could come to no good end.
38. Have you ever made fun of your friends behind their back?
Yeah, I admit it.
39. Have you ever stood up for someone you hardly knew?
Yes.
40. Have you ever been punched in the face?
No, but I have been slapped in the face.
Oh, goody
1. Have you ever been searched by the cops?
Nope.
2. Do you close your eyes on roller coasters? Don’t do roller coasters. Ack.
3. When�s the last time you�ve been sledding? About 38 winters ago, when I was twelve.
4. Would you rather sleep with someone else, or alone? Alone.
5. Do you believe in ghosts? You betcha. All kinds.
6. Do you consider yourself creative? Yes.
7. Do you think O.J. killed his wife? Yes.
8. Jennifer Aniston or Angelina Jolie? Jennifer.
9. Do you stay friends with your ex�s? I have one ex, and he’s one of my best friends.
10. Do you know how to play poker? Yes. Love it. No good at it, though.
11. Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight? Yes, I’ve been up to about 52 or so. Great hallucinations after about 46 hours.
12. What�s your favorite commercial? The old Miller Lite commercials with Dick Butkus and Bubba Smith.
13. What are you allergic to? Stupidity.
14. If you�re driving in the middle of the night, and no one is around do you run red lights? Nope.
15. Do you have a secret that no one knows but you?
Yes.
16. Boston Red Sox or New York Yankees? Out here on the Left Coast, we just really don’t care. The rivalry is fun to watch, though.
17. Have you ever been Ice Skating? Once. Hated it.
18. How often do you remember your dreams? Maybe about 50 % of the time.
19. When was the last time you laughed so hard you cried? At ThrillerFest this weekend.
20. Can you name 5 songs by The Beatles? Yup.
21. What�s the one thing on your mind now? Sleep. Desperate for it, but would rather play meme.
22. Do you know who Ghetto-ass Barbie is? Nope.
23. Do you always wear your seat belt? Nope.
24. What cell service do you use? No clue, it’s a work phone.
25. Do you like Sushi? Every once in awhile.
26. Have you ever narrowly avoided a fatal accident?
Yes.
27. What do you wear to bed? A t-shirt
28. Been caught stealing? Nope
29. What shoe size do you have? 10
30. Do you truly hate anyone? Yes. Grrrrrrr………
31. Classic Rock or Rap? Classic Rock.
32. If you could sleep with one famous person, who would it be? I never kiss and tell
33. Favorite Song? At the moment, “Train Kept A-Rolling” – Aerosmith.
34. Have you ever sang in front of the mirror? Nope. I’d probably scare myself into never opening my mouth again.
35. What food do you find disgusting? A particular Asian dish that I’m not even going to describe, it’s so gross (to me, anyway)
36. Do you sing in the shower? Nope.
37. Did you ever play, �I�ll show you mine, if you show me yours�? Nope.
38. Have you ever made fun of your friends behind their back?
Yeah, when I was younger and stupider.
39. Have you ever stood up for someone you hardly knew? Yes.
40. Have you ever been punched in the face? Nope.
1. Have you ever been searched by the cops?
Only as part of a training demonstration.
2. Do you close your eyes on roller coasters?
No. If I’m going to go, I want to see it coming.
3. When�s the last time you�ve been sledding?
Last winter, on my driveway. It has a nice slope and decent distance, but avoiding the parked cars at the bottom can be a challenge.
4. Would you rather sleep with someone else, or alone?
After 20 years of marriage, I don’t sleep well when I’m alone.
5. Do you believe in ghosts?
Yes, because I think I encountered one. Possible TMP topic – “Strange Encounters.”
6. Do you consider yourself creative?
Only with food.
7. Do you think O.J. killed his wife?
The civil lawsuit jury thought so, and that’s good enough for me.
8. Jennifer Aniston or Angelina Jolie?
Jen always, no matter how they are being compared.
9. Do you stay friends with your ex�s?
Most of them.
10. Do you know how to play poker?
Barely.
11. Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight?
My longest was about 30 hours, and it was hell.
12. What�s your favorite commercial?
I always liked the malt liquor commercials where the guy was surrounded by bedlam, and the impeccably dressed waiter served him his drink.
13. What are you allergic to?
Poison oak.
14. If you�re driving in the middle of the night, and no one is around do you run red lights?
Of course.
15. Do you have a secret that no one knows but you?
Don’t we all?
16. Boston Red Sox or New York Yankees?
Ask me when Angelos is no longer the owner. Then I might care again.
17. Have you ever been Ice Skating?
Yes; I miss the open rink in the Baltimore Inner Harbor.
18. How often do you remember your dreams?
Not often, and when I do remember, they are very bizarre. The last dream I remember involved a talking goose.
19. When was the last time you laughed so hard you cried?
I’m sure it was sometime during the last year.
20. Can you name 5 songs by The Beatles?
Yep.
21. What�s the one thing on your mind now?
I should be trying to get my work done.
22. Do you know who Ghetto-ass Barbie is?
No, but I guess my 9 year old daughter will tell me soon.
23. Do you always wear your seat belt?
Always.
24. What cell service do you use?
Verizon.
25. Do you like Sushi?
Yes.
26. Have you ever narrowly avoided a fatal accident?
Yes, which is just one of the reasons why I believe in God.
27. What do you wear to bed?
Usually a t-shirt and boxers.
28. Been caught stealing?
No.
29. What shoe size do you have?
10 1/2 to 11, depending on the cut of the shoe.
30. Do you truly hate anyone?
No, but there are several people I simply refuse to think about.
31. Classic Rock or Rap?
Classic Rock.
32. If you could sleep with one famous person, who would it be?
Are we just sleeping, or doing anything else?
33. Favorite Song?
Too many to list.
34. Have you ever sang in front of the mirror?
A long long time ago.
35. What food do you find disgusting?
Pea soup. I will always associate it with Linda Blair and the Exorcist.
36. Do you sing in the shower?
Sometimes.
37. Did you ever play, �I�ll show you mine, if you show me yours�?
Yes, and now we’re married.
38. Have you ever made fun of your friends behind their back?
Unfortunately yes. That is a life lesson I learned the hard way.
39. Have you ever stood up for someone you hardly knew?
Yes.
40. Have you ever been punched in the face?
Yes, when I worked security at a Hank Williams Jr. concert. At least the jerk who hit me got thrown out.
1. Have you ever been searched by the cops?
No.
2. Do you close your eyes on roller coasters?
No, and I ride in front, if I can.
3. When�s the last time you�ve been sledding?
Seven or eight years ago, at Columbia Country Club in Bethesda.
4. Would you rather sleep with someone else, or alone? With someone else.
5. Do you believe in ghosts?
Sure. I have an elaborate theory of ghosts, which, sadly, no one ever asks me for.
6. Do you consider yourself creative?
Not really. I serve the creative in others.
7. Do you think O.J. killed his wife?
Yes.
8. Jennifer Aniston or Angelina Jolie?
Neither.
9. Do you stay friends with your ex�s?
Usually.
10. Do you know how to play poker?
Yes, but I have the opposite of a poker face.
11. Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight?
Yes. Somewhere around Hour 37, I started hallucinating.
12. What�s your favorite commercial?
The old Campbell’s Soup commercial where the little kid is teaching the space alien about soup — and the alien asks, “If you eat where you speak, do you drink where you listen?”
13. What are you allergic to?
Penicillin.
14. If you�re driving in the middle of the night, and no one is around do you run red lights?
No. I don’t jaywalk when I’m alone, either.
15. Do you have a secret that no one knows but you?
Yes.
16. Boston Red Sox or New York Yankees?
Red Sox. I think I had to sign something when I got my Maine driver’s license.
17. Have you ever been Ice Skating?
Just took it up last year; I go once or twice a week.
18. How often do you remember your dreams?
Most of the time.
19. When was the last time you laughed so hard you cried?
This past Christmas, with my brothers and sisters.
20. Can you name 5 songs by The Beatles?
If you can’t, I don’t think we should hang out anymore.
21. What�s the one thing on your mind now?
Did I really need that third margarita?
22. Do you know who Ghetto-ass Barbie is?
No.
23. Do you always wear your seat belt?
Yes. I believe that my car won’t start until it’s fastened.
24. What cell service do you use?
US Cellular is the only provider that gets a signal north of Portland.
25. Do you like Sushi?
No. I think most of it is a dare.
26. Have you ever narrowly avoided a fatal accident?
Yes.
27. What do you wear to bed?
A large t-shirt.
28. Been caught stealing?
No, but I confessed later.
29. What shoe size do you have?
It depends on the cut of the shoe, because my second toe is longer than my first. Sometimes 7, sometimes 7.5.
30. Do you truly hate anyone?
No, but I hold some very old grudges.
31. Classic Rock or Rap?
Classic Rock.
32. If you could sleep with one famous person, who would it be?
Michael Caine.
33. Favorite Song?
If I have to pick just one, it’s “Stardust.”
34. Have you ever sang in front of the mirror?
Oh, sure.
35. What food do you find disgusting?
Deviled eggs.
36. Do you sing in the shower?
In the shower, in the car, in the supermarket checkout line…
37. Did you ever play, �I�ll show you mine, if you show me yours�?
No.
38. Have you ever made fun of your friends behind their back?
No, but I’ve gossiped unkindly.
39. Have you ever stood up for someone you hardly knew?
Yes. The first time I remember was when I was four, when I went up to a woman in Peoples’ Drug Store who had just smacked her little boy and asked, “Why did you do that?”
40. Have you ever been punched in the face?
No, but I’ve been slapped in public.
1. Have you ever been searched by the cops?
Yes and more than once. Both times I got in trouble? Can we please decriminalize marijuana already?
2.Do you close your eyes on roller coasters?
Yes. And scream. And open my eyes. And let go of the bar.
3.When is the last time you’ve been sledding?
I wish I knew. You never know when you do something if it’s going to be the last time do you?
4.Would you rather sleep with someone else or alone?
With my husband unless he’s snoring.
5.Do you believe in ghosts?
I’ve never seen one but I wouldn’t say they are not there.
6.Do you consider yourself creative?
I have my moments.
7. Do you think O.J. killed his wife?
Yes.
8.Jennifer Aniston or Angelina Jolie?
I’d say Jennifer without knowing either.
9.Do you stay friends with your exes?
Not really. Not enemies either.
10.Do you know how to play poker?
Yes, but learning something new all the time.
11.Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight?
No and I hope I never am.
12.What is your favorite commercial?
Jack in the Box
13.What are you allergic to?
Nothing I know of.
14.If your driving in the middle of the night, and no one is around..I wouls still probably stop, how long I would wait is a different story.
15.Do you have a secret that nobody knows but you?
I don’t think so.
16.Boston Red Sox or New York Yankees?
Neither.
17.Have you ever been ice skating?
Yes
18.How often do you remember your dreams?
Almost always.
19.When was the last time you laughed so hard you cried?
I wish it was today…I don’t know.
20.Can you name 5 songs by the Beatles?
Yes
21.What’s the one thing on your mind right now?
I’m still wondering when I laughed so hard I cried…
22.Do you know who Ghetto -ass Barbie is?
Is there such a thing?
23.Do you wear your seat belt?
Yes
24.What cell service do you use?
Cingular
25.Do you like sushi?
Yes.
26.Have you narrowly avoided a fatal accident?
I don’t know if it was fatal but yes.
27.What do you wear to bed?
Depends on how cold/hot it is.
28.Been caught stealing?
No
29.What size show do you have?
Right now 71/2-8 but I’m prgnant so that may change.
30.Do you truly hate anyone?
No
31.Classic Rock or Rap?
Both to a point.
32.If you could sleep with on famous person who would it be?
Mathew McHottie (I don’t know how to spell his last name)
33.Favorite song?
Just one?
34.Have you ever sung in front of a mirror?
Yes
35.What food do you find disgusting?
Octopus
36.Do you sing in the shower?
Yes, not all the time though.
37.Did you ever play “I’ll show you mine if you show me yours”?
Yes. I was the neighborhood “doctor”
38.Have you ever made fun of your friends behind their back?
No
39.Have you ever stood up for someone you hardley knew?
I’d like to think I did…
40.Have you ever been punched in the face?
No
1. Have you ever been searched by the cops?
Yes.
2. Do you close your eyes on roller coasters?
Don’t have to…I never ride them,
3. When�s the last time you�ve been sledding?
This past winter.
4. Would you rather sleep with someone else, or alone?
With my wife.
5. Do you believe in ghosts?
Maybe.
6. Do you consider yourself creative?
I write without thinking about it.
7. Do you think O.J. killed his wife?
Yes. Does that make me a racist?
8. Jennifer Aniston or Angelina Jolie?
Both are skanky, so I’ll pass.
9. Do you stay friends with your ex�s?
I’ve been married 15 years. I don’t even know where my exes live.
10. Do you know how to play poker?
Yes.
11. Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight?
Yes.
12. What�s your favorite commercial?
I hate commercials.
13. What are you allergic to?
Things that make me sneeze.
14. If you�re driving in the middle of the night, and no one is around do you run red lights?
Of course.
15. Do you have a secret that no one knows but you?
Yes.
16. Boston Red Sox or New York Yankees?
FOOTBALL!!!!!!
17. Have you ever been Ice Skating?
A long time ago.
18. How often do you remember your dreams?
Rarely.
19. When was the last time you laughed so hard you cried?
At a show by comedian Bob Marley.
20. Can you name 5 songs by The Beatles?
In my sleep.
21. What�s the one thing on your mind now?
My feet itch.
22. Do you know who Ghetto-ass Barbie is?
I’m guessing it’s a Barbie with a big ol’ booty.
23. Do you always wear your seat belt?
Always.
24. What cell service do you use?
None.
25. Do you like Sushi?
Hell no.
26. Have you ever narrowly avoided a fatal accident?
A couple of times.
27. What do you wear to bed?
Boxer shorts.
28. Been caught stealing?
Yes, at the age of 5. It cured me forever.
29. What shoe size do you have?
10.5 EEEE
30. Do you truly hate anyone?
Damn right I do.
31. Classic Rock or Rap?
Classic rock. Rap gives me hives.
32. If you could sleep with one famous person, who would it be?
Halle Berry.
33. Favorite Song?
The Road Goes on Forever by Robert Earl Keen
34. Have you ever sang in front of the mirror?
Who hasn’t?
35. What food do you find disgusting?
Calamari.
36. Do you sing in the shower?
No. My wife threatens to cut off the water if I sing.
37. Did you ever play, �I�ll show you mine, if you show me yours�?
Yes.
38. Have you ever made fun of your friends behind their back?
No.
39. Have you ever stood up for someone you hardly knew?
Yes.
40. Have you ever been punched in the face?
Too many times to count. I must be doing something wrong.
1. Have you ever been searched by the cops?
Nope.
2. Do you close your eyes on roller coasters?
A mix. I try to open and close them at different times to see how sight alters the feelings.
3. When�s the last time you�ve been sledding?
When the kids were small.
4. Would you rather sleep with someone else, or alone?
With.
5. Do you believe in ghosts?
Along with other things I can’t see like gravity, radio waves, magnets, it’s a big universe. Can’t believe we are even close to understanding even a small piece of it.
6. Do you consider yourself creative?
On a good day.
7. Do you think O.J. killed his wife?
Yes. But, I also believe someone was trying to help the evidence.
8. Jennifer Aniston or Angelina Jolie?
Rachel it is.
9. Do you stay friends with your ex�s?
Absolutely.
10. Do you know how to play poker?
Yes, but find it boring.
11. Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight?
No.
12. What�s your favorite commercial?
The new Dairy Queen with the people on the airplane.
13. What are you allergic to?
Something that blooms in June.
14. If you�re driving in the middle of the night, and no one is around do you run red lights?
Nope.
15. Do you have a secret that no one knows but you?
Nope.
16. Boston Red Sox or New York Yankees?
College Hoops but if comes down to baseball, then the Yankess of the early 60′s.
17. Have you ever been Ice Skating?
Yes, I’m sure there are still people laughing about it.
18. How often do you remember your dreams?
Bits and pieces but rarely enough to warrant writing down.
19. When was the last time you laughed so hard you cried?
Recently reading a piece by Bill Bryson when my son was home from college.
20. Can you name 5 songs by The Beatles?
Sure.
21. What�s the one thing on your mind now?
Laughing.
22. Do you know who Ghetto-ass Barbie is?
Yep.
23. Do you always wear your seat belt?
Yes, although sometimes forget until the beep reminds me.
24. What cell service do you use?
Aren’t they all the same?
25. Do you like Sushi?
In the words of Homer, “Mmmmm, Sushi”
26. Have you ever narrowly avoided a fatal accident?
Yes.
27. What do you wear to bed?
Zip.
28. Been caught stealing?
Nope.
29. What shoe size do you have?
Wide.
30. Do you truly hate anyone?
Nope.
31. Classic Rock or Rap?
Both.
32. If you could sleep with one famous person, who would it be?
Jennifer above seems like she would be fun.
33. Favorite Song?
Amazing Grace
34. Have you ever sang in front of the mirror?
That plus commercials.
35. What food do you find disgusting?
Buttermilk.
36. Do you sing in the shower?
Rarely.
37. Did you ever play, �I�ll show you mine, if you show me yours�?
Sure.
38. Have you ever made fun of your friends behind their back?
Nope.
39. Have you ever stood up for someone you hardly knew?
Yes.
40. Have you ever been punched in the face?
Yes.